Masturbate

What your 12 year old Son or Daughter starts doing once their showers go from 5 minutes to 45 minutes in length.

Don't be fooled by the 45 minutes of "washing my hair" make sure everyone in your household takes a poop before you masturbate

by itakelongshowers May 5, 2010

masturbate sandwich

When a girl kneels between two guys, and jerks both of them off at the same time. Unto her face.

"Julia loves to make masturbate sandwiches."

by Dodo and Wipe October 19, 2006

fasturbating

1)the act of masturbating very quickly.
2)masturbating as quickly as possible

I had to finish fasturbating before my lunch break was over.

by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009

Masturbate

When one stimulates the genetilia. For guys, it involves taking their hands and gently rubbing up and down on their cock and they seem to get harder and harder and start rubbing faster until he cums all over the place, he also will get VERY horny and have an orgasim. For girls, it involves sticking one, two, three, four. or how ever many fingers or a foreign object in their vagina hole; often called "sticky fingers" becasue your fingers do tend to get sticky, but its pleasurable. You tend to do it while having cyber sex or looking at dicks.... it gets you very horny and you reach a HUGE orgasim.

I can't come down for dinner right now, I'm too busy masturbating and it feels SO good!

by ANYONE could! June 18, 2005

masturbate

Pleasing yourself manually to the point of orgasm

When a woman opens her legs wide and sticks in her fingers in her vagina, while the other had rubs her clit until reaching a climax.

When a man looks at porn and at the point when his dick becomes hard, he wraps his hand around it and starts to stroke up and down at a face pace in order tp get off

by mary May 13, 2005

flagsturbate

To stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, esp. with a flag.

Andy grabbed his American flag and proceeded to flagsturbate to a 21 gun salute.

by Thorbjorn November 10, 2008

faceturbate

The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.

I can't believe you faceturbate to those pictures of my sister on the beach!

by A concerned citizen of February 16, 2007