fappening

an event that occurs when someone on the internet releases a large amount of fappable or nude/semi-nude pictures of famous people.

"When those girls hit up the topless beaches in Spain, a great fappening will consume the internet."

by TJNR September 2, 2014

Frapping

The art of sitting in Starbucks with your MacBook and a frappuccino, not actually doing anything except trawling Facebook, just to look 'hip'.

The only reason someone buys a MacBook is so they can sit in Starbucks on it, frapping away like a pretentious prick.

by TheSubwayMan January 21, 2011

Fat Fapping

To watch your arm jiggle while you masterbate.

Hey what did you do last night? "Fat Fapping" you mean when you stare at your arm while you masterbate? Yupp.

by remarcnoremac November 10, 2010

Flappingeagle

A human being, usually female, who is most times short of breath, rocks back and forth constantly, and claims to know all about or be a part of every race, religion, or culture.

Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle is a Flappingeagle

by kidtwizt January 12, 2011

Fappitydaps

Breasts and/or Ass. To perform sexual intercourse with a woman (uasly with large breasts and a nice ass).

Person 1: Damn bro, I need to get me some fappitydaps.
Person 2: True that bro, same here.

by CokeLizard March 22, 2011

fappissimo

sudden expression with classic italian flavor of something sexually desirable or abnormally sexual attractive that it can be used for masturbation purposes. It has to be prononced with italian accent on second syllabe like well-known word bravissimo.

Person 1: Dude, look at this chick
Person 2: Oh, that legs, that boobs...Fappissimo!

by epischdorf January 14, 2012

Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks!

1. Shear extreme surprise.

2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.

3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.

-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-

Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!

Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-

Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!

by Mirthmanx December 16, 2010