fappetite

The urge to fap or masturbate

When i saw my mom in that porno, It killed my Fappetite

by The_ginger February 28, 2011

fupped

So you're waiting for a friend to do the simplest task, like send an e-mail, or more accurately, let you in on something they worked hard to achieve. you've been waiting weeks, maybe even months since the original discussion and it still hasn't happened.
It's enough to make you go crazy! You're fupped!

i'm still waiting for a config file example from a friend for ages so I can watch movies on my PS3. You've been fupped!

by SigmonSayz April 24, 2008

The Fappening

On September 31st, 2014, several Hollywood actresses' nude photos were put on 4chan's /b/ board. The ensuing amount of material made for a great Labor Day weekend.

Where were you when The Fappening happened?

by Neuromanticore September 1, 2014

E-fapper

To boast about oneself or ones succeses on the internet. Can also mean to excessively discuss something to a level of detail which comes across as condescending, constantly pointing out how superior one is in terms of knowledge, moral standpoints and so on. Usually these people need to have the last word in a discussion for example on Facebook.

"Yo man remember that DJ kid we saw the other day on tumbler, his profile all about promoting himself to fuck and no other blog posts besides that?"
"Sure what about him?"
"I posted a pix of a dude with a huge penis on his blog, maybe he realizes that way what a big e-fapper he is".

" Geez, Martin is such an e-fapper, he always has some sort of avantgarde opinion on everything or his comment is so smartass that it kills the whole Facebook thread."

by Kski August 10, 2014

fappening

When a bunch of people start fapping out of no where.

Guy 1: Dude, were you at the party when the fappening happened?
Guy 2: Yeah, I started it.

by iDubbbbbbbbbbbbbz December 8, 2016

faped

The act of being raped in a facial orifice (typically, a nostril or ear).

Jane totally got faped last night.

by DwarZZ January 13, 2007

tit-flapped

when one or more of you friends legs are on you and they kick you in the chest and your tits wack into your face and you get knocked out.

**bex and jess have just shared a bottle of WKD, they are now a bit merry - jess has a fasination with saying a sentence, they come back to beckys house where her sisters are**

bex ''yo yo nigga, get your stumps off me, dude''
jess ''OMG have i done it? no OMG have i done it? no'' *jess proceedes to kick bex in the tits*
ami ''is tits there knocked out?''
jess ''OMG have i done it? no. OMG have i done it? no''
ami ''OMG you just tit-flapped her''
chloe ''how apt!''

by BASEMENT__JUNKIE June 13, 2007