My Kidneys Have Exploded

Ryan Keith Follese's impression on "My ovaries have exploded"

Beautiful Freak: OMG MY KIDNEYS HAVE EXPLODED
Normal Person: what but I thought it was ovaries
Beautiful Freak:...
Normal Person:...

by Spec17 January 5, 2013

Exploding Popes

Exploding Popes can be several different meanings, but most notably:

A 4-Piece Rock band from Westchester County, NY;

A Fruity Drink they serve in local bars during "That time of the year";

The punchline to an old joke that nobody remembers;

Or the Head of the Vatican somehow erupting in a Fiery mess.

"Well, The Exploding Popes arent horrible, I mean theyre better than Joe's band, But theyre too soft for me."

"Lemme get an Exploding Pope!" "..what?"

"...And he said AN EXPLODING POPE!" "Wow man that joke sucked"

"(Newcaster) And we are greatly shocked, mortified, and upset about the Exploding Pope..The janitors of the Vatican are now cleaning up this bloody catholic mess, and are planning on making some Vaticandy out of his charred remains."

by Ronny Pope March 13, 2010

Fucking the duck until exploded

A funny accident from translating "干爆鸭子" into "Fuck the duck until exploded". It is used to show stupidity.

Your stupid sentence just now was just fucking the duck until exploded.

by Mr. Pseudonymity January 29, 2018

Exploding Bowtie

To prominently deficate on a supine slumbering individual superior to the chest, but inferior of the neck, and upon completion, awakening the individual, who then looks down, causing the freshly laid fecal matter to be compressed by the individuals chin, and splattering in a bowtie formation.

If i come home and find her sleeping as usual, I am going to have to administer the exploding bowtie.

by Mentone2 November 14, 2012

Exploding Dick Syndrome

(N) Refers to When you wake up in the middle of the night with a dick full of dick pee. This typically is after periods of long drinking.

Woke up with exploding dick syndrome this morning. Boy, did I have a dick full of dick pee.

by 8========D August 1, 2016

explore my guts

When your penis is so big, it hits a girl’s stomach, she’ll say this in substitution for blatantly asking for sex.

You gonna explore my guts tonight?

by hisaddiction November 28, 2017

Exploding Volcano

This is when three guys jizz in your butt and then you squeeze and all the jizz comes out exploding like a volcano.

Oscar let 3 guys jizz in his bum and then he bent over and did the exploding volcano.

by UziQP November 20, 2018