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Exclusive Caddy

The role of rendering professional-like caddie services to friend, acquaintance, or colleague as remuneration / payment of a gentlemen’s bet in lieu of cash or barter. Regardless of excuses made and replacement definitions suggested - you are required to carry clubs and act as if you are a professional. In addition, you should have fun and offer drinks & advice and be a general facilitator of a good time.
After several drinks Justin entered into a friendly bet over a game of golf. He of course lost and tried to back out. However, since gentleman’s rules prevail, he was required to be an Exclusive Caddy to pay up the bet. He had thought Brian’s short game would be the difference in the match, but he forgot they both hit the ball 179 yards of the tee and that he is unable to get out a sand trap.
by JoshAllenLooksGoodinShorts April 19, 2022
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expensive petroleum

Expensive Petroleum is when you are low on petrol and you go to an expensive gas station and ask if you can pay for the petrol and they say €300+ . You watch so much Harry Potter you say EXPENSIVE PETROLEUM (expecto patronum is in Harry Potter)
You: How much for the petrol?

Shopkeeper: €500

You: (watches to much Harry Potter) EXPENSIVE PETROLEUM!!
by BoonJr1 July 16, 2022
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titty expensive

When a man (or a woman) does something for the hopes that he will receive boob. Usually within the context of money, like paying for dinner so that something sexual will happen after.
Alex: Are you going to prom?
Brian: Nah, it's titty expensive.
Alex: What?
Brian: If I ain't getting titty, it's too expensive.
by Shollyboster May 27, 2017
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Chloe-xcessive

When you make things seem worse than they really are
She wouldn't stop going to the nurse because she said it stomach hurt. She was just being chloe-xcessive
by Wrenby October 13, 2020
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Expensiver

Dude is your chicken cheaper or expensiver than KFC”
by Griffinclaw_42 December 1, 2019
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STUPID-EXPENSIVE

SOMETHING THAT COSTS SO DAMNED MUCH THAT NO ONE OTHER THAN A MULTI-BILLIONARE CAN OR SHOULD BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO BUY IT. EITHER YOU OVER-PAID OR IT IS THE ABSOLUTE TOP-O-THE LINE IN THE UNIVERSE.
I KNOW THERE IS NO WAY THAT JIMMY COULD HAVE PAID FOR THOSE RIMS ON HIS MONTE-CARLO. THOSE THINGS ARE STUPID-EXPENSIVE.
by HARDCORE666 June 17, 2009
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Expensive brother

Someone who is dear to you, and is like a brother, but even more expensive.
Jhon: “Thanks for letting me borrow your car, I left it in the garage with a full tank

Henry: “for you, expensive brother, anything.”
by pikerpoler October 17, 2018
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