Elf on the Shelf

When the penis rests perfectly on a large pair of balls

Saw this guy on come out of the pool with an elf on the shelf.

by anonymous July 17, 2021

jizz elf

a very small and disturbing creature who enjoys sucking penis and taking it up the ass

brett highland is a huge jizz elf

by jim mcartney January 27, 2007

night elf

1) A race in Warcraft 3
2) Elves that sleep in the day and stay awake at night.

night elf are coo

by www.eternalsoldiers.net November 18, 2003

Amy the elf

Amy, the elf likes being. On the damn shelf. She, likes being at the window waving at everyone. She moves so magical around the house. She loves ,being with the other elf's. Having so much fun.

Hey, Amy The elf

by imamazinghaha December 14, 2019

elf elevator

When some one presses all of the bottons of the elevator like in the movie elf. Is usualy funny expecialy on high rises.

Jill: Hey did you hear that Jon elf elevatored from the first floor yesterday
Jack: No way i bet that was hell for every one

by NONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE June 26, 2008

elf shoes

elf shoes are wen ur tits point upwards and form the shape of a elf's shoe

lauren giamaria

by elf shoe hunter November 20, 2003

asian elf

Can only be used in dungeons and dragons. only asians can be asian elves, and as an asian you have to kick ass as much as possible. you have the ability to double your acrobatics, thevery, stealth, perception, athletics, and use more powerful wizard attack's, "by immagination."
They can also see in hi-def wide screen vision.

secret power in D&D that knowone knows except for asians, if said by anyone that you have a small pen15 you do a instant fatality to all the enemys.

(Banna butt 419) "YO, Ching Ling do all aisan elves (asian elf) have small pen15's."
(BOOM)
(Ching Ling) "Don't say that again or your next."

by django92 March 29, 2010