donkey raping shit-eater

someone who feasts on excrement whilst fornicating with equine animals

kiss my ass, you donkey raping shit-eater

by roger mellie June 27, 2003

brass donkey

Identical to a donkey punch, except performed with a roll of quarters or other coins held in the fist (simulating a set of brass knuckles). This provides a much harder impact that is more likely to knock your partner unconscious.

I lost my job at the bank after getting caught using company property to give the branch manager's wife a brass donkey.

by Johnny Panic December 20, 2007

dukey rope

Fat gold chain.

the 1980's was the era of the dukey rope

by ac January 31, 2004

donkey's years

A really long time.

1. oh, I've known her for donkey's years.

2. I've worked her donkey's years and I still don't know how to use the photocopier.

by possum_sue April 20, 2008

Donkey Wong

A loser that is chinese

Guy 1: that guy is such a loser!
Guy 2: yeah donkey wong needs a life

by do not call me m@ October 28, 2008

swamp donkey

A less than hygienic person with low morals and of poor character, will do any sexual act ,steal,lie ect. for drugs.

Can not be trusted but always friendly.
Persons tend to be loud (like the braying of a donkey) and starved for attention. They tend to stay stuck in the muds, meaning they get nowhere in life or of use to anyone other than sexual pleasures.

I'm outta here, (person's name) is.nothin but a damn swamp donkey.

by jericasyn December 30, 2016

sea donkey

A human female resemblant of a sea cow(aka manatee), but with a face far less smooth or attractive, being more like that of a donkey or other equine familiar. It is a miracle of nature that these women are land-dwelling, rather than living in the ocean, considering the frame-stress resultant of their girth would be far better supported in an aquatic environment.

Damn! Look at that sea donkey eat! Keep her away from children or someone could lose a finger!

by The Miracle Man June 17, 2003