Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.
Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!
by Henrique_Radical November 3, 2021
Get the Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker mug.The act of hooking up with, going home with, and/or having sex with an overweight, homely man/woman. Usually occurs around last call at bars, when alcohol has impaired one's judgement or severely lowered one's standards. Always leads to Morning Remorse. Occurs whenever someone's appetite for some ass exceeds their desire to conserve their reputation and self-esteem.
Did you see that chick John just left with?!
Ahh, who cares. We've all gone piggy diving once or twice.
Ahh, who cares. We've all gone piggy diving once or twice.
by Danno Chuchiak July 20, 2008
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A grape dive is where a woman places a grape between her corsetted bussoms. And a lucky participant fetches said grape without using there hands.
Some variations I've heard of include using Raisins instead of grapes.
Some variations I've heard of include using Raisins instead of grapes.
Any women that has worn a bodice/ corset knows what they do to the cleavage and would be great for grape diving.
by KatMac321 May 25, 2009
Get the Grape Diving mug.1a. Gymnastics like aquatic sport, most participants are of Asian decent. Becuase they are the shit at diving.
1b. Throwing yourself involentarially off of high platforms and contemplating why the whole way down.
2a. A sport mostly associated with swimming, but the only simalarity is the water.
2b. A sport that, like swimming, requires you to paractice more than once a day at the most obsurd and early hours of the morning.
3. Most swimmers are jealous of divers because they are more graceful and their practices have more meaning than swimming practice.
1b. Throwing yourself involentarially off of high platforms and contemplating why the whole way down.
2a. A sport mostly associated with swimming, but the only simalarity is the water.
2b. A sport that, like swimming, requires you to paractice more than once a day at the most obsurd and early hours of the morning.
3. Most swimmers are jealous of divers because they are more graceful and their practices have more meaning than swimming practice.
swimmer: What time do you have diving practice this afternoon?
diver: 2pm just like you.
2 and a half hours later after practice...
diver:How was your diving practice?
swimmer: barrying myself alive would have been more fun! How was yours?
diver: our practice was cancelled to give us more rest.
diver: 2pm just like you.
2 and a half hours later after practice...
diver:How was your diving practice?
swimmer: barrying myself alive would have been more fun! How was yours?
diver: our practice was cancelled to give us more rest.
by Lisa Schmidt October 20, 2006
Get the diving mug.The act when a man gets a fun dip package and pours it in the females vagina. Then the female suck the mans dick and gets it wet. Next the man put his dick in her vagina and then pulls out. then she licks the fun dip off. you do this till all the fun dip is gone.
by Joey Garaguso December 24, 2010
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Bob: Yeah man! I went muffin diving too!
Dave: Aw dude what the fuck?
Bob: Yeah man! I went muffin diving too!
Dave: Aw dude what the fuck?
by BaconBacon1 August 23, 2011
Get the muffin diving mug.Verb - Term used in Battlefield 2 to describe a person who is running, while getting shot at, who then dives to the ground, rolls, and immediately shoots back, killing you.
by D. Brown September 20, 2006
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