distasteless

The taste in your mouth when you have to do something that you really don't want to do (like go to jail, get a job, break up, etc.) or that you find particularly distasteful (cleaning the toilet, your mom's 'gina, etc.)

Upon realizing what an asshole I am, I was mortified and distasteless.

by fuckstick7 October 20, 2009

analy disturbed

someone who is beyond butt hurt.

Teacher: Hey Joe I am concerned about you not being able to take a look at your problems. it is a vital part of life.
Joe: Screw off that's not true think about yourself for once and not everyone else. (Angrily and Sad crying.)
Teacher: I am only trying to help.
Joe: No your not you just can't focus on yourself I do look at my problems so screw off.
Teacher: I really am not trying to be hurtful.
Joe: Yeah sure all you care about is yourself I don't have that problem your just ignorant.
Student: Wow you are really analy disturbed.

by islamic state of Iraq April 25, 2017

disturbed

A great band but not the best band. Down with the sickness, Prayer, and Numb are the only ones I really like. Disturbed is excellent but nothing really spectacular and amazing even though in my definition of down with the sickness i put the best band in the world I wasn't thinking at that time but now I have come to realize that they aren't really that good but are great.

Prayer, Down with the sickness, and Numb are the only songs I like from disturbed.

by Jin Kazama April 23, 2005

Disturbed

Instead of getting up with sickness, you go down on it, who would have known. These guys must be sent from whatever God there is with immaculate knowledge and receeding hairlines, or sent from the devil himself to drive us off a fucking cliff. This band has perfected the open chord technique. And the open mouth receiving technique. As well as the open ass receiving technique.

Their lyrics are so inspirational. One time I was listening to their song and I was so inspired to jab whatever sharp object I could through my ear drum, just so I could be as hardcore as they try to be.

Bald.

Gay piercings.

Every song is the same.

Covered Genesis.

Fag piercings.

Uhm... can't think of anything else.

I'm supposed to put an example here about Disturbed, but in the time that I clicked from one box to the other, I thought of more things.

I can perform a whole song by them, and by whole song I mean all of their songs, all by myself at once. Let me see, crash bass drum and snare along with open cords at 4/4. Basically everything.

Then I make sure to have someone pull real hard on my testicles so that I can sound full of angst.

Testicle pulling.

Shitty music.

Ok now I'm done.

by The Ultimate DeWeese June 27, 2008

homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair

1. A homosexual thing which is not frog like that is sitting on a chair with mental problems

2. Very Bad

1. Al Sharpton is homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair.

2. Al Sharpton is homoantijiod on a mentally disturbed chair

by RibbitMan February 6, 2005

distorted

Distorted - Not the whole - only a portion of what is Real - a piece missing or out of place -

blurred

The mask he wore covered his real face to make himself distorted.

by gracejanene April 6, 2015

disturbed child

1. A man of very unusual humor, consistently finding and using strange and lewd comments. Also, one who doesn't "beat around the bush".

2. One who is fascinated by fire and explosions.

3. The Provoker of naughty behavior

4. One who you don't want to piss off for the fear of violent and painful consequences.

Damn, he is one disturbed child!

by SinPathetic12 August 22, 2008