Disturbin' Dictionary

A compendium of definitions for all the words you do not want to think about in a time of crisis.

Pandemic, contagion, death rate, infections, coronation, coronaviral, isolution... they kept appearing in the Disturbin' Dictionary when he was just looking for a laugh.

by Monkey's Dad March 21, 2020

Disturbance

A bunch of band kids gathered together in a larger group

Random 1: What are all those kids on the field?
Random 2: that’s a disturbance

by Iwishiwasjessesgirl420 August 3, 2021

Disturbating

When a person finds something disturbing and masturbates to it, regardless of any moral dilemma or the surreality to the thing in question.

Originally a misspelling of the word "disturbing."

Guy 1: Dude, I found this fucked up website that posts some gnarly-ass gore vids, it made me wanna hurl but the chicks were kinda hot so I kinda went ham last night and now I'm out of tissues, lotion and ketchup.

Guy 2: You mean you were disturbating?

Guy 1: What the fuck is that?

by HoschoXoko August 25, 2021

Disturbation

The noun used to describe the amount of disturbance there is in a given situation.

Our house by the football pitch has high disturbation levels.

by Entry101 December 10, 2022

Shit disturber

Someone who disturbes your shit. Usually has a tiny head.

Neb Reich is a shit disturber.

by Ericb713 October 2, 2016

liver disturber

A lewd and entirely unchristian term for a man's godgiven "penis".

Oi punk! Ya done got me wit ur liver disturber up me bottle and glass!

by TukerySlutu April 18, 2019

do not make anymore disturbed

Slang. It’s a warning for whenever you see the do not disturb sign on a door if you disturb them you’ll make them more mentally disturbed. Word of advice: leave them alone!

Hey! Why can’t I disturb them? Cuz the sign says do not disturb. What happens if I disturb them? Then they’ll become more mentally disturbed. Can’t you read? There’s another sign that says do not make anymore disturbed. It’s a warning for whenever you see the do not disturb sign on a door if you disturb them you’ll make them more mentally disturbed. Word of advice: leave them alone!

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019