Dashboardarrhea afflicts marketers and MBAs, causing them to add numerous and redundant statistics, charts and metrics to allegedly "high-level" management dashboards.
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"Are we almost to the gun range?!"
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Guy #1: Victoria is back with Chet, and they are about to watch Jersey Shore.
Guy#2: What a washboard.
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by Battz March 28, 2010
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