Flat Curves

When a woman has shapely thighs but has a flat booty

Brooklyn has flat curves

by CaptainFabulous June 9, 2018

dk curse

The DK curse is when you play Mario Party 2 as Donkey Kong and use a Golden Mushroom, and then you roll 3 ones. The first occurrence of this was a year ago during a PBGameplay.

While I was playing Mario Party 2, I got the DK Curse!

by OmegaSSJ9K July 31, 2020

Zeppeli Curse

The family curse in the Zeppeli family of JJBA. When a Zeppeli meets a Joestar, then they are fated to die tragic deaths shortly. Only way to break the curse is 2 ways:

1. The Zeppeli must never meet a Joestar

2. The Zeppeli must marry a Joestar of the opposite gender and have descendants of mixed Joestar and Zeppeli lineage.(Probably might happen in Part 9 or a fanfic)

A main theme in JJBA is the Zeppeli curse, many Zeppelis who met a Joestar never made it through an enitre part, Like Will, Ceasar and Gyro Zeppeli.

by Saitama 777 March 3, 2021

Bobby Bowden Curse

refers to the pattern of unfortunate events laid upon Florida State University due to the mistreatment and disrespect given to former football coach, Bobby C. Bowden upon his "retirement" from FSU. The only methods believed to exorcise the curse are to kill oneself or burn their Florida State University diploma. The curse is believed to be closely correlated to the famous Native American folklore of Chief Tut's Curse.

Billy Bob: "That call was so gay! Miami is totally paying off the officials!"
Intellectual human being: "Dude, it's the Bobby Bowden Curse!!"
Billy Bob: "Oh shit... let me get my diploma"

by Pocahonta$$$ November 13, 2011

King Sombra Curse

the term derived from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3 Episode 1, where after battling King Sombra Shining Armor's horn becomes covered in black crystals. Thus making him incapable of performing magic.

likewise the "King Sombra Curse" would be similar to Shining Armor's dilemma, but instead with a penis.

"So how'd it go with her last night man?"
"bad, turns out I have the King Sombra Curse"
"Ouch"

by mlP3nY March 5, 2013

Punch a Curse

Having two alcoholic drinks at lunch.

I want to punch a curse today at lunch.

by jack strait July 27, 2017

the burston curse

When a sheep shearer turns engineer and steps onboard shits gunna fuck up big time.

The prop fell off the boat and started sinking whilst simultaneously catching fire at which point all crew looked at each other and said it’s the burston curse

by Headfuck Hughes January 16, 2018