crying blood tears

to agressively hurt or want to hurt someone physicaly and emotionaly

(blood-physical, tears-emotional)

" hey, everytime i see her i want to make her start crying blood tears for being such a bitch."

by pro-hardcore anti-emo/scene October 10, 2009

Crying Wolf

1: Some women's irritating habit of regulary shouting out: 'Wolf! Wolf!'

2: A wolf that has just missed out on its lunch of Red Riding Hood and has tears in its eyes.

Man: 'Stop crying Wolf! Wolf!'

Woman: 'I'm not, you tosser. It's Fido going Woof! Woof!'

Man: 'I hate false alarms. Get him some eloquotion lessons.'

by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

Hysterically crying

Crying over and over again, nonstop.

Her brother hurt her and she hysterically crying for the next three days.

by Yavster June 12, 2014

r kelly crying

r kelly cried during his interview I would def. check it out LOOK IT UP

I have been assassinated r kelly crying

by lavenderrocks March 7, 2019

crying

me 24/6 (snack breaks)

im crying again

by ketchupthotties February 26, 2019

crying baby

The action in which you give your boyfriend a blow job. Have him cum in your mouth and pretend that you have swallowed it. Then go up to his face and act like you are going to kiss him. Instead of kissing him, blow the cum into his eyes. This will make his hands fly up to his eyes making him look like a crying baby.

I just made my boyfriend look like a crying baby.

by kay becky August 16, 2007

crying unicorn

1.) The act of ejaculating into one's eye

2.) The act of ejaculating into your own eye

Patrick: Dude I can't believe you gave Janice a crying unicorn.
Nate: I f**ked her eye out
Other example:
Matthew: (hardcore masturbation)*penile squirt* AAAHH F*CK MY MOTHERF*CKING EYE!!!

by MPN January 16, 2011