Shit crib

When playing cribbage, a crib that contains no points is called a "shit crib".

I can't believe there are no points in my crib: I got a shit crib.

by Natybumpo March 27, 2024

climbing crib critter

Mature baby who bolts from the stroller and jets up the climbing wall at the inflatable play center.

Somebody grab that climbing crib critter before they get to the top of the rock wall!

by TR Arterburn December 4, 2025

Lyin Bout Her Crib

A chick who you think is doin the damn thing, has her own shit only to find out she lives with her man.

This bitch is lyin bout her crib livin wit her nigga everytime im ova she hidin all his pictures hidin all his clothes hidin all his shoes i can fuck dis bitch dis bitch is bad news

Song by pastor troy one of the greatest southern rappers

by Athbabe!! December 13, 2009

To da crib

To take it home with you

Hey homie, is this food for here or to da crib

by #ChefLife March 23, 2016

Knight's Crib

Child molestor or place that a peodfile uses.

The kidnapped child was taken to a knight's crib

by KC408 February 22, 2017

Rib the Crib

To smoke pot. Developed loosely from the words "roast" (we roasted the whole bag last night) and "crucial" (seriously crucial weed).

My parents are gone, let's go to my house and rib the crib!

by TightBuns March 10, 2017

Callum’s crib

Used in a sentence for a disgusting room usually filled with fast food , soft drinks and clothes on the floor.

Friend 1”have you seen David’s room!”
Friend 2” I know look at the state of it , that’s definitely a Callum’s crib.”

by Decoydoedoe June 9, 2019