confederection

Confederection or confed-erection is an descriptive noun used to describe the state of being of a person obsessed with the Confederate States of America their "southern heritage". People who exhibit a confederection proudly display rebel banners and other pieces of confederacy memorabilia and many are sympathetic to the confederate cause. Some are adamant that "the south will rise again" and display thinly veiled or outright racism.

"Jee, Jim's really going all out, he's got the flag plastered on his pick up and every thing!"
"Yeah, he's got a real confederection."

by The Classiest of Bagels July 7, 2016

consindering

When your stuck in a bad situation and you are thinking how to deal with it

"I just got my dick stuck in this gloryhole and i'm consindering how to get it out"

by Tuethida June 18, 2018

Confederate Burp

A confederate burp is like a normal burp but if comes out of your asshole.

After Ted ate those pinto beans he let out one nasty confederate burp!

by Dr. TacoD PHD December 2, 2017

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Confederate Queen

A boothang, your lover, lifelong partner, baby girl

I’m hoping to find myself a confederate queen one day and marry her.

by 44 time all star June 13, 2018

Contence

A state of being extremely content.

Yo, bro! You are content?

I am way contence.

by zNeko May 9, 2018

Confederate Facial

A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.

1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.

2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.

The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!

by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019