alert the coastguard

Exclamation given before passing a gigantic turd

"Quick, Maureen," cried Joe, "Alert the coastguard - Ian's disappeared into the gents again"

by Jules the King November 15, 2006

lift-and-coast

Letting go of the accelerator and use engine braking to save fuel during race, as opposed to flat-out driving.

F1 racers do not lift-and-coast during qualifications but do lift-and-coast during the Sunday race to save fuel.

by Ntr April 23, 2015

glow-ler-coaster

When you've "glowed up" a couple of times, and you've also "glowed down" a couple of times, but you're still a bad bitch!!

"Yeah, I lost 200lbs and got rid of my ache, and yeah, I've put 80lbs back on and am not looking as fresh, but to paraphrase Ronan Keating 'Life is a glow-ler-coaster, you just gotta ride it'. You still can't fuck with me!"

by hofe18 July 22, 2018

Drop a Colston in the Harbour

To visit the toilet to defecate / have a poo

The term was coined on Twitter by @DaiNewpt after Bristol protestors dumped the statue of slave owner Edward Colston in the sea

I'm off to drop a Colston in the Harbour

by ZellyL June 10, 2020

constupid

Being both confused and stupid simultaneously.

Etymology: Coined by comedian Patrice O'Neal on the VH1 show "Web Junk 20"--an Internet clip countown program. He used the term to insult a weatherman from Athens, OH who completely bungled a local news weather report.

You're worse than confused--you're constupid.

by improviduto April 8, 2006

Coestar

A marijuana wrapped in a meth.

Take a marijuana, wrap it in a meth, and call it a Coestar!

by jfields99 March 1, 2015

consternation

shocked dismay: a feeling of alarm, confusion, or dismay, often caused by something unexpected

The news caused worldwide consternation and a panic on the stock exchange.

by Oyat April 25, 2006