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Colorado Ape Hanger

During doggy-style sex with a girl possessing long hair in two ponytails the act of crossing the ponytails around the front of her neck and using them as motorcycle handlebars simultaneously choking her then violently slamming it into her ass and enjoying the ride.
My sister-in-law Becky once got free Slayer tickets at RedRocks for letting a dude pull a Colorado Ape Hanger on her ass.
by Kevinmac01 September 15, 2015
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poo contractions

An overwhelming sense of pain, panic, cramping, and cold sweats that sweeps over someone when they are about to have diarrhea...especially if they are forced to hold it longer than they need to.

The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.
Jeff's poo contractions became stronger and more intense as he searched for a clean public bathroom. Thankfully, his sphincter was strong and held back the flow.
by Dooodooo Man March 11, 2008
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caltrain

Caltrain is a commuter rail service that operates in San Francisco (4th and King), through San Mateo County and down to Santa Clara County (Gilroy). Started in 1987, and powered by diesel (though in the process of electrification). There is also a Baby Bullet service which stops at limited stations to cut down commute time. It has transfer stations at 4th and King to Muni (also conveniently located next to Telephone Park), Millbrae to BART (also to SFO), Mountain View to VTA, Santa Clara to Amtrak, and San Jose Diridon to ACE and Amtrak.

New projects include: the underground extension from downtown San Francisco to the future Transbay Terminal, Dumbarton Bridge rail to the East Bay, and a proposed extension to Monterey County.
Knights of Columbus! I just missed the train! Now I have to wait another hour to wait for the next one to arrive. DAMN YOU CALTRAIN!!!
by bayareaninja November 15, 2006
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Colorado Thunderstorm

When having sex with a female and at the time of ejaculation she queefs which then ripples your balls.
Did you just pull the colorado thunderstorm on me.
by Cardog November 12, 2007
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Colorado-ing

Climbing a pine tree as high as you can until it breaks, and then falling off with the top of the tree.
represent colorado by colorado-ing a tree in your state.
by yo-gigi January 7, 2010
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contraception

used to prevent pregnancies
use contraception when you have sex
by todd08 April 17, 2005
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contract lesbian

A contract lesbian is a celebrity, such as a musician or actress, who must act and date as if she is a lesbian for publicity. They are also usually not allowed to date men until their contract is up, to keep it from being found out that they're not really lesbian.
Lydia: Each girl in T.A.T.U. is a contract lesbian.
Brandon: What the hell is a contract lesbian?
Lydia: You know, they acted like lesbians 'cause it said they had to in their contract, just so "All The Things She Said" would get airplay.
Tony: So they're not really lesbians, but rather they just get paid to act like they are in public?
Lydia: Exactly.
Daniel: Damn.
by Quack Quack January 30, 2006
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