cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.

The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.

by bone July 20, 2004

The Spanish Cockhold

When you wrap both hands around somebody's dick and hold as hard as you can until is it pops.

Edon: Me and Moe pulled a The Spanish Cockhold in the church bathroom.

Joseph: Did you make sure to lick up all the sauce?

Edon: Yes

by NuttButt_real June 12, 2021

cockdock

1. (n.) a whore or slut who enjoys the company of men

2. (n.) the orafice in which someone inserts a penis

"She sucked 37 dicks, what a cockdock!"

"Her mouth is a veritable cockdock"

by Rich Scalzo & Vin Collotti October 29, 2006

cockbollocks

merge between 2 common swear words to give added impact

"Ah cockbollocks, I've locked me fuckin' keys in the car!"

by Jonathan Foley August 11, 2004

cocklogger

(noun) One who loggeth cock. A pejorative used to describe a young doe or buck unconcerned with maintaining a sustainable cock harvest.

Did you see Sally mowing dick at the gangbang? She's a serious cocklogger!

by shizzlepizzle June 2, 2007

cockhound

A redneck version of a playboy, synonym of horndog.

Bubba is such a cockhound, he'd hump his own momma.

by danw December 22, 2003

cockloader

A man or woman who likes to make a man cum.

"Dayum, Jane is such a cockloader!" - Jane's Husband

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005