ClusterFuckery

“President” Donald J. Trump

Non-Americans: “I don’t want to travel to America right now because of all of the ClusterFuckery.”

by BlueWave2020 April 29, 2020

clucterfuck

Having sex with 30 or more chickens within 10 minutes

Damnit my husband has been clucterfucking again

by Kool Duck November 6, 2020

Clusterfuck

The Ontario Government's response to COVID-19

"Hey, did you see the clusterfuck today?"

"Oh God, what did that tubby tyrant do this time"

by dariengordon June 11, 2021

Metastatic Clusterfuck

When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.

Covid went from being an outbreak in Wuhan to a full fledged international metastatic clusterfuck

by Mommy Rotten December 6, 2020

a calamity of a clusterfuck

When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.

At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!

by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 August 17, 2013

bass drum clusterfuck

When you have 10 or more bass drums for a marching band parade and everyone keeps hitting each other’s drums because they have no peripheral vision skills

Welcome to the bass drum clusterfuck.

by USfyre April 9, 2021

ClusterFuck

A chocolatey candy bar full of peanuts and fuck.

I bought myself a delicious ClusterFuck at the store a few days ago, it was the shit.

by Mister Grinch January 28, 2011