Chode

When one's gentleman's sausage has a greater diameter than length.

Sir Henry II gentlemans sausage was a chode.

by Ass Pegger April 20, 2021

Chode

1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.

"He is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.

by Emil Ime March 5, 2018

Chode

By definition, a chode is someone on the opposing team when they score on us in rocket league, and also a small fat Weiner.

These chode's just practive hitting air ball's in their grandmother's basement all day; bunch of chodes.

by Payne 42069666 January 24, 2019

Chode

A Hasstin, Josh, or Caleb

Person 1: what’s a chode
Person 2: a Hasstin, josh, or Caleb

by Chickenfingers02 October 27, 2019

chode

an annoying asshole

God, Nathan Miller is such a chode.

by changle December 29, 2016

Chode

Male genitalia particularly of wide diameter and shortness in length that inhibits most sexual activities. Males who possess a chode may be subject to embarrassment from other people. The term chode is often used in common good-natured banter.

"Joe Rogan has a small chode."

by Hollering Holocaust December 28, 2019

Chode

A person with an extremely short and thick penis.

Bobby P definitely has a chode.

by Larry swindle October 29, 2017