cheesehorn

Someone who is so fucking cheesy and gay that you're sure their dick is made out of cheese.

John is such a fucking tree hugging, pansy, liberal cheesehorn.

by blackout May 17, 2004

cheesemosa

A mimosa, but with queso in place of orange juice.

Betsy, always orders the Cheesemosa during brunch.

by AlbinoIguana January 18, 2017

Cheesemongrat

A yellow flavoured species of gnat which is found in the sothern most regions of the quebeckistanian rainforest. Usually used to insult ones mother

As in "Yo, ya mommas a cheesemongrat mofo!"

by Orange Gandhi May 6, 2004

Cheesemoodphobia

The phobia of either someone in the mood for cheese, or experiencing being in the mood for cheese themselves.

'Hey dude, are you in the mood for cheese right now? I sure am.'
'Heck naw brother!! I have cheesemoodphobia!'

by thelonelyidiot February 5, 2024

Cheesemonger

A person who prefers to perform oral on a day old dick or vagina, preferably 24-48 hours after a high exertion workout

Sarah’s going to see her cheesemonger today for some day old dick

by Sara1983 August 30, 2025

cheesemuffin

A person that is being cheesy or annoying you!

You're being a cheesemuffin!

by Kerpal !! September 28, 2003

Cheesejo

masturbation involving square bracelets..

I cheesejobbed it up last night

by Slater and Dave March 6, 2004