Candy Cane

When a male slaps his erect penis on the face of a sleeping male friend. He will often shout, "Candy cane, bitch!" to wake up the victim.

Frank was so pissed when George candy caned him with his morning wood.

by Stankie Steve April 11, 2011

The Candy Cane

Having sex with a woman on her period and ejaculating inside of her. When you remove your penis from her, you have the red and white appearance of a candy cane.

Johnny came in Susie's vagina while she was on her period. Susie commented on the candy cane appearance of his penis after he removed it from her.

by The Pollinator May 12, 2008

candy cane

When you splooge on a chicks face, then punch her in the fuckin nose so it bleeds.

I candy caned that bitch!

by Pappy July 13, 2004

reverse candy cane

Sexual activity when the male gives the female sleeping pills and/or nums her tonsils via sterile needle, and violently hip thrusts his penis into the mouth of the female until his penis is covered with 12% saliva and 88% blood.

No way Dan, only knew her for a day and already got to do a Reverse Candy Cane on her?

by Frankie Collins December 8, 2007

Candyce

Janky

That girl is such a loser she must be Candyce

by JChen February 28, 2009

Russian candy cane

When your dick is bleeding and your having an orgasm.

Oh baby give me more of that Russian candy cane

by Fuk da police September 4, 2016

Candyman

A 40+ year old hired by the government who screws children for a living. Sexually insecure yet sly, he plots ways to lure kids into his pants. The pay is average.

Gaaaaaaaaawd DAAAMN! I wanna get fucked by the Candyman.

by King of Jing July 9, 2006