Caked

To shit one's self and end up with defecation on one's undergarments.

Oh no! My pants are caked! I hope it hasn't got onto my trousers.... Ugh! It's all warm and squidgy! It better not give me nappy-rash....

by The Way It Is October 24, 2012

Cake

American slang for ass

Michael is not allowed too eat cake, unless it is Garrett’s.

by beepbeepspaghetti April 2, 2020

Cake

The couple/ship name for Luke Hemmings and Calum Hood. But unlike directioners we won’t kill you if you don’t believe it’s real!

Daphnia: omg that’s such a cute couple!
Sadie: ikr they are so much like cake!

by JakeAndAlley September 27, 2018

Cake!

Its a lie trust me don't believe it.

I was cake!

by Lord Jerry September 3, 2021

Cake

How posh British people say coke

Can I have a line of cake please?

by AlexAlexUKK November 17, 2018

Cake

A delicious food that can be any flavour of your choice they can also be decorated with fondant or edible foods shaped like anything. People usually eat cake when they are celebrating or might just eat it at home.

Yum that Cake looks delicious! Can I have vanilla?

by Emerald Star November 27, 2020

Cake

A Food Made from Ingredients such as Flour, Sugar, Butter, Etc. It'll Also include Frosting Unless Your weird.
You could also Get 1 for yourself If It's your birthday.

Person 1: Hey Have you tried my Vanilla Cake?

Person 2: No but I think I will in a bit.

by The_Actual_Definition January 28, 2023