Captain Tom

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

by the mysterious O December 11, 2008

captain planet

A show which was invented not by environmentalists and politicians as typically thought, but rather corporate polluters and the government to convince children that pollution is the result of a group of dumb, grotesque individual outcasts who do it for no purpose at all, rather than the result of the monetary interests of corporations.

Boy: Those evildoers are releasing pollution into the water. Boy, they had better watch out for Captain Planet.
Man: It's not evildoers, it's the local oil business. And Captain Planet is fictional.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Fudge Tunnel Steamboat Captain

One of the male homosexual persuasion, who is also a "top."

Hey Corey, check out that group of fudge tunnel steamboat captains going into Claire's.

by Ghetto Neematoad July 16, 2008

Captain Fine

A nickname for Chris Pine, referring simultaneously to the actor's role as Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek film and his status as a GQMF.

"New pics of Captain Fine? UNF UNF."

by ocptnmycptn June 28, 2009

Captain Subtext

Super Villain who tells people what the subtext, that is what you really mean, when you say one thing and mean another. Captain Subtext lived in the attic of Jeff Murdock's childhood home in the British comedy "Coupling." He reportedly had "secret meetings" with Jeff's mother, and performed surgical operations on his privates while he slept.

Captain subtext will tell her you're lying!

by Eelz-Zirg July 10, 2010

Captain Niall

Captain Niall is the nicname for Niall Horan shipping larry stylinson. Niall has tried to confirm larry stylinson multiple times in interviews with one direction.

"I'm the biggest larry shipper!"
"No, captain niall is!"

by rogtaylors January 23, 2020

Captain Ambiguous

A slang term for a person who is overly broad or vague in conversation.

A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.

You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"

by Smurf May 17, 2007