Blue Butthole

An alcoholic beverage consisting of blueberry infused gin and club soda. It is sometimes garnished with frozen blueberries.
"I'll have a Blue Butthole with a dick on the side."

"I had one too many Blue Buttholes last night."
by Zachary Utz April 08, 2007
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Butthole Buffet

An event in which three or more buttholes of all shapes and sizes are readily available for the insertion of ones finger in order to taste and review said butthole. Similar to a wine tasting, the taster is to insert his or her finger to the first knuckle, rotate the finger clockwise 180 degrees and remove. The taster now has what is known as a "poop finger". Hints of dinner and notes of the butthole owners overall health and diet should be noted and discussed. Next, place the poop finger inside your mouth and leave it on your tounge one second for every 10 years the butthole has aged. Exhale and enjoy.
Last nights butthole buffet was great! They brought in that elderly Korean man with the heavy curry diet, a newbie butthole from Ireland, a donkey from Central America, and a Thia ladyboy hooker. I used the same finger 3 times in a row and made a butthole suicide. It was by far most diverse buffet to date
by Blank thoughts November 08, 2012
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butthole drums

The slapping, whether by accident or design, of any part of the male genitalia on the anus during sexual relations.
1. Yeah, I played the butthole drums on my ol' lady last night, just so's she'd know what was coming.(indicative of anal intercourse)
2. I played the butthole drums with my nutsack last night. (As in the missionary position)
by Ken Wheeler April 09, 2009
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butthole buffet

When a man or woman makes their ass available for multiple poundings at a time from multiple partners.
Did you hit the Kari butthole buffet? Man, she didn't have much left on the table for me.
by Ryan Eaves April 26, 2006
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Butthole Bindi

South Asian version of the Dirty Sanchez: referring to both the mark and the act of thwacking someone on the forehead with a shit-covered dick after anal coitus. Also called: The Poopy Paraka.
Why does the singer of NO DOUBT smell like shit? Oh, it's her Butthole Bindi.
by Ian Steinberg August 30, 2003
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butthole baby

The child born to a woman who had unprotected anal sex. The semen from the rectum drained (throughout daily activities, standing, walking, etc.) and eventually made its way down to her vagina, where it proceeded to impregnate her. It is possible. Mind you.
I fucked Mandie in the ass without a condom last night. She said it leaked and got in her pussy, she might have a butthole baby.
by Rob October 03, 2003
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Butthole sight

To look down another human or creatures butthole.
Wow that was one nice butthole sight.
by Forte222 January 02, 2010
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