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Britney Speared

noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis
"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"

"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"
by badugah February 21, 2009
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Britneying

The act of purposely showing your vagina to paparazi while leaving a motor vehicle.
After Britneying, she became much more popular.
by St3rnobum February 10, 2012
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brittney somerville

A Beautiful woman with a kind spirit and a heart of gold. Loves with all her heart even if its been broken. Gives great advice and family and friends can always count on her. She tries her best in everything she does. Always a Sunshine to ones around her.
by Sunshine51388 January 26, 2017
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Brittney triangle

Brittney Tetrahedron Effect Aka "Brittney triangle"
the action of three educated women forming an unbreakable triangle partaking in a recreational marijuana hotbox in a confined space prefebly a Ford f-250 during the evening while camping.
"hey ladies, how about we find a place to do a little brittney triangle!
dude, our wife's were all over the brittney last night, there formation was unbreakable!
by leolion1978 July 1, 2018
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Britney

Britney is a person you can trust, Britney loves to have sex on a daily basis. If you dump her she will smother you with shame and guilt. You will never feel the same after you've met Britney.
by Sketchy Gamer December 3, 2019
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Brittney

brittney is a 11 year old girl, i am in her house right now haha...
me: hey brittney!. brittney: HE- WTF HOW ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE! AHHH MOM, STALKER!
by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020
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britneys slave

a person who is obsessed with the mf icon, queen Britney Spears. A ”britneys slave person” would do everything to protect our queen Brit!!
person: omg youre SUCH A BRITNEYS SLAVE!

me: yeah ikr im sooo britneys favorite
by britneyspearsfan2006 October 1, 2021
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