Batman Complex

The tendency the general population has to follow and praise those who are slightly above average, instead of those who have achieved much greater things.

Average dude: "Hey, look at this athlete I'm following on instagram, he can bench 100kg!"
Well-read dude: "That's cool. I'm following this chick who can bench 110kg. She's a middle-weight powerlifter. You can follow her too."
Average dude: "I don't know about that..."
Well-read dude: "Maybe you have a Batman Complex then?"
Average dude: "Maybe.. Bye"

by EthicalHacker6.9 August 10, 2020

One-Handed Batman

A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.

My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the One-Handed Batman.

by Robin...hood January 29, 2009

batman sex

A type of sex role-play style invented in Poland where the woman is usually tied or handcuffed to the bed (damsel in distress) and the man, dressed in a Batman costume, climbs onto elevated furniture over the bed (closet, dresser, table, etc.) and jumps/glides down onto the women tied to the bed, rescues her...or not, and then they engage in intercourse.

This was brought to media attention when one Polish couple attempted this and failed. The woman was handcuffed to the bed and her lover jumped from some furniture, hit his head on the bed post, and passed out. The woman started screaming, neighbors called the cops, and the fire department eventually busted through the door and discovered a very odd scene (woman handcuffed to bed and Batman passed out on the floor).

Fire Department: What is going on here?!
Woman: Help! We were having Batman sex and Batman hit his head and passed out while gliding down from that cabinet!
Fire Department: ... LOL!

by SilentGuardian February 25, 2014

Batman Effect

An either voluntary or involuntary (often involuntary) effect that a person may have when walking up to a group of friends. People don't usually notice people with the batman effect when they walk up because they are quiet and dont say anything when they do so, also, it usually scares the person/people that the person is walking up to. Just like the DC comics superhero, Batman, hence the name "Batman Effect"

"WOAH you scared me, i didnt see or hear you coming, it's like you have some sort of batman effect." "Yeah i get that a lot, I don't even do it on purpose, it just happens"

by SuperSario15 November 11, 2008

batwang

An active male organ
dick prick hardon cock rod

He spent the afternoon passing her the batwang.

by Leothejack August 14, 2010

Batman

Here is all you need to know about Batman:
He's the goddamn Batman.

Person 1: "Hey, why did he get pulled into the sky by that parachute thing? He could've just went to the airport."

This is not the correct question.

ANSWER: He's. the. goddamned. Batman.

by The Batman Advisory Team October 6, 2008

Backdoor Batman

The act of "greek" intercourse with a lady, during which you shoot her parents.

known in england as an inbound injustice.

"I shall have my revenge! Donald gave me a Backdoor Batman last night and I demand justice!"

Giraffe 1
"got all messed up on bath salts last night and gave my girl a Backdoor Batman."

Giraffe 2
"What the hell!? Why were her parents in the room?"

by My fear of clowns holding pies August 19, 2012