buffing the bishop

male masturbation

It's that time of the month for his girl, so he's not going to be humping the monkey. He'll be left buffing the bishop.

by dana_mix October 14, 2007

buffin' the bean

The action of a women rubbing her clitoris. The rubbing being a buffing motion and the bean being her clitoris.

oh ya, you're excited, your probably buffin' the bean right now just thinking about it aren't ya?

by DexVD June 4, 2009

Buffy Blowout

To have explosive diarrhea or large bowel movement

Ian: Excuse me Megan, that breakfast sausage is getting to me... I have to go have a buffy blowout

by BruderMok October 18, 2014

Buffalo bookmark

wiping feces on the page of a book

Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.

by matthew rivers July 2, 2007

buffa biscuit

A negative insult that is a combination of the portuguese word for fart ( buffa ) and the word biscuit. So basically, it means fart- biscuit. Can be used in place of the word idiot. Derived from Eoin Colfer's ... And Another Thing, which is the controversial 6th novel in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series.

Dave: I don't get why people are always complaining about gas prices. I mean really, It's only like $2.00.

Marielle: Dave, that's the price per gallon. This car needs 20.

Dave: ohhh! I finally get it now!

Marielle: buffa biscuit.

by Lira Fowle December 2, 2009

Buffelhoe

a large, female partier dressed in too-tight clothing, whose natural habitat is college frat parties where they and fellow buffelhos stampede on unsuspecting victims too drunk to defend themselves

Tuck your toes in! Stampede of buffelhoes!

by Watson6CP August 16, 2010

Buffalo Handcart

Receiving a handjob using spicy wing sauce for lubricant.

Tom: My junk is really sore this morning

Don: Why so?

Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy

by webweary June 19, 2011