Autocraphelia

One who wishes to have intercourse sex with, on or in a vehicle. Road, marine or otherwise.

Mike penetrates the fuel tank of his vehicle in an act of autocraphelia

by Ismaybeaprincess March 24, 2005

Autocracy

a system of government by one person with absolute power.

In some islands hereditary autocracy prevailed; in others the government was elective. He conceived the idea of limiting the autocracy by subordinating it to the authority of the supreme privy council, of which he was president.

by XxSeatedRanger5xX November 12, 2018

autoromantic

A pathetic attempt to cover up the loneliness of being single by suggesting a person is happily dating themselves

Tired of the effort it takes to attract another person and maintain a relationship she has become an autoromantic and takes herself out on dates. Then she comes home and tells her cats all about it. It should go without saying but she's also autosexual because she can't dare say she masturbates. That would just be crude.

by Sourdough GeekSour July 22, 2017

poor man's autograph

When having sex, contact with the males fist into the females nose giving the female a bloody nose. After blood comes out, the males signs his name on the females chest.

"I gave that bitch a poor man's autograph."

by Mysterious John March 14, 2004

Autoracist

Autoracism:

1) Thinking so highly of your own automobile that you feel the need to make every other car owner feel inferior and/or angry.
2) Discrimination against one particular maker of automobile, commonly causing fights to break out in auto shows, car dealerships, etc.

Jenny: I would NEVER drive a Ford
Bill: Shut up, you're just another autoracist.

by noneyabidnessss June 20, 2012

Autoerotic correlation

verb

A sexual act practiced by University of Chicago undergraduates involving audibly reassuring oneself of one's prowess with the opposite sex while masturbating. Practitioners cite the induced pleasure as proof of the skills in question. Performed alone.

All the biddies here are too ugly to fuck but autoerotic correlation implies that I'm a sex god.

by oxford english dzchonary July 25, 2012

autoerect

When a guys cum is yellow and he squirts everywhere he needs to go to the hospital immediately

Oh shit my cum is all yellow i have an autoerection (walks out of house with dick just hanging out)

by IntelIntelligence. Net May 14, 2018