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assaholic

When a man loves ass so much that he becomes very irritable until he gets his first slice of the day.
That darn Bobby is so mean in the morning until he gets laid, he must be an assaholic.
by lou-man October 3, 2003
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AssAcid

In moment one of those painful shits, your thinking I'm Dieing and your butt hole feels like Hot Acid passing thru. In extreme cases you may feel yourself peeling the porcelain off the walls of the toilet.
(Living the Moment)"Lord from the heavens above, please give me strenght to pass this AssAcid.

Hot Mexican Food gives me AssAcid!
by CD nuts October 7, 2005
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Assalanche

Word describing what happened to someone who has a really flat ass. They may have had a nice looking ass at one time, but at some point it evidently broke away and fell off for no apparent reason.
"Wow, can you believe how flat her ass is?"
"Yeah. Looks like she had an assalanche."
by Dr. Kadiddlehopper February 3, 2010
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assagai

african throwing spear, seen in almost every film about africa shot during the years of colonial rule, usually in the hands of some "bloodthirsty savages", there's about a thousand of em in "Zulu" (1964).

originates from the Berber: zaġāya, Old French: azagaie, Old Spanish: azagaya, Arabic: az-zaġāyah.

The assagai was also one of the teams in wip3out, easily the coolest in the game, a real quick and agile little ship, but had crappy shields so it would often explode.

assagai also refers to a south african prog-rock band active in the 1970s, they did this song "cocoa", it's quite nice.
colonial oppressor - "i say, one of those bloodthirsty savages just threw a stick at me!!"
bloodthirsty savage - "it's an assagai you pale skinned fool! and you should probably get that seen to"

concerned parent - "go to bed, its 5am"
tired kid with bloodshot eyes - "NO NO NO!! i just gotta unlock the assagai!!"

guy with good taste in music - "assagai are cool, effortless cool"
by massif101 February 5, 2010
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Assabet

A school we’re all the wannabe Worcester kids go. This school is filled with weed smokers and juulers. The generic “hoe cheerleader dates football boy” is the definition of this school. Girls will only date kids 4 years older than them at this school. The population is mostly white with a few blacks every once and a while.
Assabet is we’re im gonna go for cosmetology
by Skittles194 April 16, 2019
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askafadaskasas

A word you text on your T9 phone when you're trying to mimic the random key strokes that anyone with a full keyboard phone can do.
"Askafadaskasas :( her number was a digit short..."
by Devian929 October 18, 2009
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Assage

Cheeky - to be highy sarcastic and extra playful;

A form of being double-cheek (as in extra-cheeky), Thus Assage; To incorperate double cheek (Full Ass). Where someone is fully aware of a situation and plays on both the realistic and sarcastic uncomfortable undertones of a situation.
Your mother was very Assage towards the naked painting over our bed!
by cazzy_11 September 25, 2010
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