April 24

National consent day

Johnny: Hey susie do you want to have seggz tonight?
Susie: no
Johnny: Why not?!
Susie: first of all no means no, second of all it’s april 24th - national consent day

by whyareallofthsusernamestaken April 19, 2021

April 2nd

April 2nd is for the people with the most amazing sense of humour, as they are too bad-ass to be born as April Fool's babys.

Hey, did you hear about that Steve kid that was born 2 minutes after April Fool's ended, on April 2nd?

Yea, he's a BAMF

by Jon Hung March 31, 2010

20 April

Is the day where kings and queens are born

20 April is my favorite date

by MezQueen September 9, 2020

April 9

National fuck your friend day

Can I fuck you on April 9th please it’s a free pass

by April 9th fuck ur friend March 25, 2021

April 2

This person is amazing

And can accomplish anything she puts her mind to. Everyone else wishes that they were her.

Her birthday is on April 2.

by A person no one knows November 23, 2019

April Fools

A time for people to be assholes and get away with it

April Fools!

by MeMahDude April 1, 2017

April Foooos

The most awful audio bitchslap one can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.

Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!

by JohnnyOSkoo December 14, 2008