Masking Ticket

The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.

Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.

by YAWA October 4, 2020

meat mask

a meat mask is when a man drapes his tubesteak down anothers nose and lays his balls in here eyes.

i gave that filthy tramp a meatmask after she sucked me off.

by meathead April 22, 2005

McConnell Mask

Slang for the oddly expressionless, glassy-eyed and wax-like visage of Mitch McConnell.

Oh yeah, Mitch feels passionately about King Trump remaining on the throne - but the McConnell Mask is always in place.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2019

Bologna Mask

the act of stretching the nut sack over the face.

After she fell asleep I bologna masked dat bitch!

by Stefanjayjohnson March 3, 2009

Mongolian Mask

A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.

She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very stretchy. I took the opportunity to lay her down and give her a Mongolian Mask.

by CKFun February 11, 2004

grundle mask

n. when a male places his grundle on the nose of the victim and lets his genitals drape down onto the mouth of said victim.

"dude... i was sleeping, and i had to wake up to paul giving me the grundle mask!"

by kellio November 3, 2004

grass mask

A device used to smoke marijuana, usualluy fashioned out of a steam roller bong and a hose connecting it to a piece that covers your nose and mouth. A grass mask will completely fill your lungs through your nose as well as your mouth

"That grass mask kicked my ass last night."

by Old man withers September 3, 2005