TyrannoWHOREus Ex

the dirty whore you used to date, who is as evil and vicious as a tyrannosaurus rex.

Matt: Dude, what happened to your front door?
Jordan: My TyrannoWHOREus Ex kicked a fucking hole in it David Beckham style!

by Fib3065 October 21, 2009

deus ex

Best. Game. Ever.

Deus Ex absolutely rapes Counterstrike.

Deus Ex owns all.

by Necroticon April 11, 2004

ex crush

Someone who you used to have a crush on and is currently:

a) a friend

b) a person you never even talk to

c) a jerk

d) a completely immature person

a) You: Hey there!

ex crush: 'Sup?

b) Friend: You know Aaron?

You: Aaron who...oh, right, that guy!

c) Friend: Did you hear Ben shoved Chris yesterday?

You: That son of a bitch!

d) Friend: Danny left home last week because his mom wouldn't give him a car.

You: *rolls eyes*

by honestasacandor April 17, 2014

ex-wife

see {cunt}, also really like the target idea.

I hope to one day see my ex-wife's face on a milk carton.

by PISSED October 22, 2003

ex-boyfriend

1. He who must not be named, otherwise known as douche bag face.
2. He is the subject of conversation for an indefinite amount of time, but he's not worth wasting your breath.
3. That guy whose stuff you keep finding and burning (except the jewerly).

Kevin, Tim, Greg, Stephen

by [bombshell] February 4, 2005

ex-ectomy

Removing your ex boyfriend/girlfriend from your life by removing them as a friend from Facebook, removing their phone number, cease all contact with them, preferably stop being in the same crowd and talk to their friends, stop acknowledging their existence, ignoring them wherever you see them, throwing away all gifts you got from them etc.

- She cheated on him so after the break up, he had an ex-ectomy, he removed everything that was related to her...

by They're great! June 9, 2010

household ex

household ex is either (1) when your parents loved your partner so much that they decided to adopt after the breakups or (2) an ex boyfriend that still hangs out with the ex girlfriends family and vice versa

ex: “when your little sisters new boyfriend meets the household ex”

what scott is to the kardashians

by charliecharlis January 5, 2023