Zoomy

Getting a blowjob will working remotely during important meetings.

Bro she gave zoomy during my interview and I got the job!

by Jpcdaman July 9, 2021

Zoomy hour

a period of time with which family, friends, and/or colleagues gather on a video call while imbibing.

a virtual gathering, over video conference call, where participants are partaking in alcoholic beverages.

Named after Zoom, a video communications company, that became the most popular conferencing service during the COVID19 pandemic.

Hey Danny, did you schedule the zoomy hour with the group yet?

5:05pm, that's a bold start for a zoomy hour.
Zoomy hour tonight will be 30 mins after work. Most of you will want to put on something other that ath-leisure.

by AllResNoAuth April 3, 2020

zoom shirt

A clean shirt or blouse that's kept on the back of your desk chair to quickly be presentable for video conferences.

Zoom shirts are likely here to stay since more and more people are working from home due to Covid-19.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 3, 2020

Zoom potato

A person who spends most of their day at home on zoom calls, thus causing a sedentary lifestyle.

Since the beginning Covid-19 lockdown , I’ve been working from home and have turned into a zoom potato.

by Karen Thrift August 2, 2021

zoomism

A minor quirk that exist when using Zoom platform that cannot be explained any other way.

I don't know why you cannot join the Break-out Room. Must be a Zoomism.

by marketingRus October 15, 2020

Zoom text fucking

when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.

Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.

by Clauris April 7, 2020

Zoom University

Where the class of 2020 is graduating from at this point

"Dude, where did you go to college?"
"I graduated from Zoom University, class of 2020!"

by dummythicc69 March 22, 2020