Winkle

A small limp penis. Comparable to a toddlers.

Not a term for urination or female genitalia.

Richard: Here, have you ever seen a cock like this?
Madelaine: Dearest that is not a cock, it's a winkle and I've seen bigger at the play group.

by Diana Wellings April 10, 2011

winkl

verb. To winkl is halfway between to wink and to tickle. It refers to a severe reaction to tactile stimuli, including but not limited to eye tics, loss of lower body control, flailing, reflexively curling into a fetal position, and violent swearing. A person who performs the above actions or other similar ones when poked is known as a 'winkler.'

Rebecca winkled so hard she nearly gave herself a concussion.

by Owen Barron January 20, 2006

Winkle

The act of inserting a garden hose into your rectum, turning it on and shooting the contents of your colon into a swimming pool. ie: Hillbilly Colonic, Backyard Man-Douche

that guy just put a garden hose up his ass, turned it on and winkled it into the pool!

by bassmonkey August 04, 2011

Winkle

The act of urinating.

Man, Josh winkled on the toilet seat again.

by Willy Wonkle December 27, 2008

Winkles

A crazy and fun to be around person. The person whether it be male or female loves to party and drink. Good friend to have.

Jack: who is that chick doing a keg stand?

Jill: dude that's winkles!

by Fredbock March 10, 2012

Winkle

A visible side effect of an overzealous shake of the male genitalia following urination. Most often experienced when in a rush, while inebriated, or while wearing light colored dress pants.

"Damn! I winkled on myself again!"

"Goodness kid, you winkle on yourself?"

"No matter how long I shake, I always wind up winkling on myself"

by 3FR February 05, 2009

Winkle

The female reproductive organ

'A male has a willy, whilst a female has a winkle'

by Jary Kemes May 07, 2009