walrussing

When the idiot sitting alone in the corner of the restauraunt has straws stuck in his nose, because it is the only way to entertain himself.
It is only cool on occasions in which one "walruses" with two people of the friend variety, or if said person "walrussing" is popular. Those kids can do anything they want and have it considered normal.

Look at the obese boy over there, walrussing

by :ploljw33 January 8, 2013

whaleness

The state of delusion of morbidly obese females who believe they are actually healthy and cute.

The media has gone nuts with the love fest for Lizzo. Clearly some feminist is pushing whaleness philosophy.

by glorialindquist February 14, 2020

walruss

Big Fag that likes the cock, WANKER

that kids so gay, call him walruss

by Josh July 26, 2004

Whalerus

A female so fat, she's could be the result of a whale mating with a walrus.

"Cindy is huge!" "Yeah dude, she's whalerus sized all right!"

by Aryanjbubber May 19, 2022

Whalebush

1. A person (usually woman) that has an astounding lack of knowledge relating to whales, and hair, uncannily, resembling a bush.

The honors biology student, with lack of whale knowledge and curly hair, is a whalebush

Your acting like a whalebush right now

No, whales are not fish, you whalebush

by Whalebush1 October 14, 2010

whalrus

An animal that is very fat and has tusks. Walruses somtimes originate from Puerto Rico and Chicago.

My name is bugga whalrus and im from chicago.

by The fag that u hate December 12, 2017

waterussy

Waterussy is the ussy of water

Man this waterussy never gets wet

by Ok o August 31, 2023