wankathon

n. A long wank

"I wanked for a long time. It was almost a wankathon"

by Ads February 13, 2003

wankathon

a long session of masterbation usually involving alot of tissues! This could be considered a wrist workout

Mate i just had a MASSIVE wankathon

by Longrod von horny April 25, 2010

wankathon

An extended session of masturbation with a duration of not less than 8 hours. Short breaks not exceeding 2 minutes at a stretch are allowed to take care of other needs. One of the feature points of a wankathon then becomes to hold back the tendency to ejaculate.

Santosh is having an all-night internet chat wankathon.

by Santosh George May 21, 2006

Wankathon

A Wankathon is where you masturbate for 1hr and see how many times you can ejaculate in that period of time.

"i ejaculated 4 times last night whilst having a wankathon"

by Davebuckos February 19, 2020

Wankation

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.

Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*

by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012

Wankatorium

Similar in utility to a Crematorium or Sanitarium, a Wankatorium is place where people go to pleasure themselves. They are commonly focal points for communities that engage in group masturbation. Well known establishments include the Peniston Wankatorium which hosts the annual Wankathon and the Fist of Fury competition. It is also popular for its group discounts on 10 wankers or more and it's COGOF offers (crack one, get one free).

I'm going the Wankatorium with my friends so we can engage in some flaccid chit chat

by DickyDoesDallas October 9, 2022

Workathon

A large amount of days spent work (as like a marathon), usually they suck.

Man, last weekend was such a workathon.

by Gregaliciously Greg October 16, 2008