wide waist

A person preferably a male who has unsightly weight coming from his waistline on both sides. Some people have a belly in addition to wide waist but wide waist describes the fat pockets on the persons sides.

Yo! John that shirt is too tight for you. I can see that nasty wide waist of yours. You need the loose fit for real!

by Yo! Sunny Joe July 25, 2009

Wailene

A wailing country music singer.

The Wailene sung of heartache in a nasal twang!

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

WAITITIFICATION

When you make all your characters gay.

The inability to write straight characters.

In his new movie, Thor was waititificated by Taika Waititi.

Our Flag Means Death is a show that has the waititification of pirates.

by taika waititi April 18, 2022

Wait, is that your car?

The Gold Digger's Anthem.

She kept giving me the polite brush off until I walked away and opened the door of my whip, then suddenly she got gold digger patriotic: "Wait, is that your car?"

by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021

Lamb Waistcoat

A very much meaty vagina which, in most cases is overly wide, having been entered a fair few times.

So how was last night?

Eugh, bit of a Lamb Waistcoat if I'm honest.

by Badgeryeah. September 14, 2010

call waiting face off

If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.

A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"

by Garret February 3, 2005

Wait, shit

Something someone would say after realizing what they just said or did was idiotic or bad.

"Dude, my dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z.

Wait, shit."

by Unconcious July 28, 2009