2 definitions by Unconcious

A word usually used on the internet and video games that describes someone who is an idiot or someone who is not good at doing something. It is often confused with newb(short for newbie), someone who is new at something.
"wtf how do i walk in this game?"
"lol gtfo noob"
by Unconcious July 28, 2009
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Something someone would say after realizing what they just said or did was idiotic or bad.
"Dude, my dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z.

Wait, shit."
by Unconcious July 28, 2009
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