Swedish Twatkins

The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.

Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.

After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.

by GMS LAX May 6, 2009

twocking

Stealing a car. Based on Taking Without Owners Consent.

'The 13 year old off some estate was caught twocking again'

by tonelander May 12, 2003

twatkins

variation on the classic twat also usable as a term of endearment (at one's own peril)

Man: How's my little twatkins doing this evening?

Man's Wife: Excuse me? Did you just call me "twatkins"?

by S. Michael Simms October 18, 2007

Twoskin

It's when you get a half circumcision not a the full. You no longer have a foreskin you have a twoskin. It's either cut vertically or horizontally. A vertical cut is know as window dressing and a horizontal cut is known as a lower bowl, or upper bowl.

My father is Jewish and my mother is not so they decided on a twoskin

by Dr. Twoskin February 3, 2018

twetkin

A Twitter account, or a person with a Twitter account.

Derived from the word twet, as used by @CelestialBeard, aka Thom J.

1. I follow some really awesome TWETKINS. They make me laugh, they make me cry, they make me think... they make life worth living.

And if nothing else, they make sitting on the can a lot less boring.

2. To all TWETKINS: Could you please RT the following hashtag/link? It's for an important cause.

3. John: Who should I follow on Twitter?
Sam: Well, why not try @OhWonka or @BigKnickersBot? Loads of TWETKINS I know follow them because they're fucking hilarious.
John: You sound like such a douche when you say "Twetkins". What's wrong with just "Twitter accounts", or "friends", or even "homies"?
Sam: One takes too long to say, one applies to Facebook as well and the other can be used anyfuckingwhere. You still my twet bro (friend), right?"
John: <-< >-> o-O O-o ... Ummm, yeah. *makes a mental note to unfollow Sam later on*

by _:_:_ July 17, 2012

Tworking

Rubbing one's buttocks against keyboard in order to produce code

Damn be this Monday! Have to be tworking again.

by comaunite August 19, 2014

tworking

Exploiting yourself (as opposed to your sexuality) by working (as opposed to dancing in a weird way).

"Bye, I´m off tworking all day!"

by Bee Beard October 29, 2013