tweetch

The sudden, subconscious, and irresistible urge to tweet about every single tiny mundane detail of your day.

Joe - "You know, I really do not need to know when you are about to use the bathroom..."

Mike - "Sorry man, it was just a tweetch."

by junion June 10, 2010

twench

Means a twenty dollar bill.

Hey man, you still owe me that twench.

by Phil Lecrue January 22, 2006

Tweethearts

A couple who insist on having long sappy conversations on twitter to the annoyance of all who follow them

Jonh: I love you Heather! <3
Heather: I love you more John! <3
Me: Freaking Tweethearts, Will you just get a damn MSN convo already.

by Dr Simon Love February 16, 2010

Teech

A small yet sufficient amount.

Man: I've just made this cake, does anybody want any?
Lady: Well, I did have a large dinner, but that cake looks lovely. Go on, I'll just have a teech.

by Tuppence A. Bag October 27, 2010

tweethead

1. A word that can be to describe certain people on twitter. People who tweet stupid, uninteresting mundain things. Similar to the meaning of:

-being a twit
-being a d*ckhead

or

2. A person who is addicted to Twitter, and twittering. Diehard twitters.

She can't even stop twittering to use the restroom or eat...tweets in her sleep. She is aciting like such a tweethead.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife June 17, 2009

twerching

this would be a white girl version of twerking.....typically this dance move is seen when a white girl is white girl wasted.

did you just see that white girl twerking?
.....oh no she wasnt twerking....she was twerching!

by LLLew December 24, 2013

Tweethab

Tweet-hab. The place you go when you're addicted to Twitter, and can't go cold turkey without the help of a rehabilitation clinic

Helen, get off twitter. You're obsessed. We're gonna send you to tweethab, you'll come back a changed woman!!

by mellors May 16, 2014