tardmuffin

a retarted queer asshole with a big ego

"Oh my God its nick guellman... what a tardmuffin"

by mAx August 1, 2004

Turd muffin

Is a raw turd (uncooked), mixed with water. Baked in a muffin pan for 15 minutes at 350.

Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.

Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .

by Turdmuffincreator November 8, 2018

tuvmuffin

a decadouche, someone who will constantly push your buttons, a man-whore or slut

That guy is getting on my nerves, he's such a tuvmuffin.

by decadouche August 4, 2009

tardmuffin

a person who has a big head and is a retard

devin k.

by tim p. April 19, 2003

Tardmuffin

A muffin that is so utterly shmooey that it smashes it's head against solid concrete until anal marmalade oozes out of it's mouth.

You are such a tardmuffin!

by saltyseamonsters October 4, 2004

Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.

Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.

by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017