trainwreck

Britney Spears in general, highlighting many Britney incidents such as her comeback on MTV's recent Video Music Awards, fumbling her baby, showing her cooter and shaving her head, just to name a few.

The 2007 VMAs were home to the biggest trainwreck comeback of the year.

by Ashl and Krissy September 12, 2007

trainwreck

Very potent marijuana that will get you very high and fucked up. It is called trainwreck because you are so messed up. Although real trainwreck is natural fake trainwreck is normally laced with other drugs.

One hit of this trainwreck will fuck you up.

by lajoiester October 21, 2005

trainwreck

(noun, verb)Sexual intercourse between at least four people in which all orifices are filled with genitals of one another. For example, one woman could be "trainwrecked" by three guys: one with his penis in her vagina, another with his penis in her anus, and the third member with his penis in her mouth, all of which is happening at the same time. It can also happen with a bisexual man: penis in his mouth, penis in his anus, while he has his own penis in a woman's vagina/anus/or mouth, etc. There are several other combinations that create a trainwreck (4 men, 2 men and 2 women, etc.) the only limit is the sexual imagination. See also finger cuffs, dp

1.Jane:What did you do last night?
Sarah: I took three guys home! I sucked one guy off while the other two fucked me in the ass and my pussy
Jane: Shit, girl! Sounds like you got trainwrecked!

2.Matt: I can't believe you're looking at porn at the library computer again, Jeff?
Jeff: I'm sorry, but I'm really horny and my computer isn't working. Hey look at this chick! She's getting trainwrecked, see: she's got one in the mouth, one in the pooper, and one in her vagina. God, that makes me happy :)
Matt: Um... That's disgusting! What a slut!...Hey, did you just say "pooper"??!! OMG, Bitch!

by JacktheWASP September 01, 2005

trainwreck

to be completly messed up. either for the moment or for an extended period of time

1)Bill: i had too much to drink.
Observer: bill, your a train wreck

2)Bill: i just lost got fired again.
Observer: Bill, your a train wreck

by Ed Supreme December 10, 2003

trainwreck

A name used to describe a clumsy, dangerous person. This person will damage things and hurt people(on accident or on purpose). They also take things too far. Rumors are also spreading about a trainwreck virus that causes these symptoms.

Miles is such a trainwreck!

by Scott Mckown February 06, 2008

trainwreck

a primordial dwarf who has no personality, has a face for which if she got hit by a train would be an actual improvement

For trainwreck there are no examaples that can describe how terrible her looks and personality really

by Tom Catchings October 10, 2007

trainwreck

2012 Minnesota Twins.

Boy, the Twins are a fuckin' trainwreck.

by Webmanworker April 23, 2012