The Zap

A hardcore sex position in which you thrust 600 volts in someones asshole.

"Yo babe you want fuck?"
"Nah lemme hit you with The Zap"

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

zaps

shoes (Spanish: zapatos)
Sold in a zapateria /zap-uh-TEER-ee-uh/ (Spanish: zapatería)

Just lemme get my zaps and we'll go.
I never wear zaps in the house.

by zZigzZag November 05, 2005

Zap

a word used to describe an utter failure

Did you see that girl just face plant into that pile of vomit? What a zap!

by Parthvader8 December 19, 2010

Zapping

When 2 men wearing only tube socks rub their feet on the carpet to create an electrical charge and then place the tips of their boners close enough to let the charge pass through.

Jodie and Reggie bought new tube socks and hosted a zapping party last night to celebrate the new shag carpet in their man cave.

by Buck Russell September 01, 2015

zapped

very high off drugs; marijuana.

Damn dogg we smoked hella trees, I'm zapped!

by Ric Dank December 23, 2003

Zap

To cum, jizz, bust, or release semen.

Amber: How was he?
Laura: He zapped me with his giant load!

by SAMI34 October 28, 2011

zap

to shoot with a ray gun, laser, taser or other electronic device

He was zapped midway through a long boring speech.

by egorsm November 30, 2004