by Mdad28 January 3, 2014
Get the Telebate mug.1. When you really, really need to speak with a live person at a company, but the computerized call system keeps booting you around.
2. When a computerized call system keeps misunderstanding what you're saying, even when you're speaking super slowly and clearly.
2. When a computerized call system keeps misunderstanding what you're saying, even when you're speaking super slowly and clearly.
1. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about that $875 pay-per-view charge on my cable bill." "For account information, press 1. For sales, press 2." "No, no, I need a real person!" (Alternately pressing 0, asterisk, and the pound symbol) "Welcome to the outages hotline." Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!" 2. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about fixing my smashed phone." "For technical support, say, 'support.' "Suuh-pooort." "I think you said, 'USB port.' Is that correct?" "No, support! Suuuhhhh-pooooorrrrt!! Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!
by WordOfArt July 19, 2010
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1. What UC Berkeley students are forced to endure before every semester.
2. The shittiest, slowest, most outdated and least logical website on the World Wide Web. With programming carried over from when it was a telephone service (hence the name), all your info will be lost if you hit the back button, and its inner workings are a mystery to all. Although its stated purpose is to help students register for classes, what it really does is cause lots of stress, anger, and frustration.
2. The shittiest, slowest, most outdated and least logical website on the World Wide Web. With programming carried over from when it was a telephone service (hence the name), all your info will be lost if you hit the back button, and its inner workings are a mystery to all. Although its stated purpose is to help students register for classes, what it really does is cause lots of stress, anger, and frustration.
by bladibla August 4, 2010
Get the TeleBears mug.A vehicular death resulting from driver distraction while talking, texting or tweeting. The penalty for this crime is life imprisonment in a phone cell.
Having finished applying her mascara, the driver of the car tweeted her friends to let them know she was finished, failing to notice that she was fast approaching a school crossing. The driver was arrested on a charge of vehicular telecide. The funerals of the four victims will be on Friday.
by Blue Ridge Bubba July 31, 2009
Get the telecide mug.Telecine is a method to make an illegal bootleg copy of an original movie. Telecine method can be done in various ways, but normally it includes extracting the movie directly from the reel to digital format and then encoded into VCD, SVCD or DivX format. Not to be confused with 'Telesync', defined elsewhere on UrbanDictionary.
Many people in the industry pronounce this word "telli-sin-ee", however, others say it like "telli-seen".
Many people in the industry pronounce this word "telli-sin-ee", however, others say it like "telli-seen".
I downloaded a telecine version of that new movie. THe quality is wayyy better than that crappy cam version!
by Sean Scrivener January 4, 2005
Get the telecine mug.A Movie personality assumed to have some expertise in a given subject, but who is really just an academic flunky.
by Mr. Rags September 16, 2005
Get the telectual mug.A fear of talking to somone over the telephone. This is caused due to text messaging too much. Symptoms often include refusing to call somone, or hanging up if anyone other then the intended person answers the phone.
by Mattocks July 9, 2009
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