N. A technological retard - someone who is unable to figure out how to do anything related to technology (e.g. computers, the Internet, cell phones, etc.) despite having received instructions more than once.
My mom is such a technolotard! I've showed her 10 times how to install an app on her iPhone and she still has to keep asking me how. Fuck me!
by wingman_131 June 4, 2013
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Nick: Did you hit the power button
Jody pushes power button
Jody: Oh. Thanks Nick. Now it’s working. Gosh I’m so TechnoStupid!
Nick: Did you hit the power button
Jody pushes power button
Jody: Oh. Thanks Nick. Now it’s working. Gosh I’m so TechnoStupid!
by Technosavy May 22, 2019
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The study of the politics and interactions between technology and culture.
The University of Western Ontario offers the program called MIT (media, information, and technoculture).
The University of Western Ontario offers the program called MIT (media, information, and technoculture).
by Ashegan November 24, 2007
Get the technoculture mug.Technosuicide is the act of intentionally causing the death of one's own online personality or account.
This act, more often than not, is the realization that mankind is in fact regressing and not advancing as many experts would believe via the invention of rapid telecommunications.
It also maybe due to how much one's own personal computer fails among other technology-related inconveniences.
This act, more often than not, is the realization that mankind is in fact regressing and not advancing as many experts would believe via the invention of rapid telecommunications.
It also maybe due to how much one's own personal computer fails among other technology-related inconveniences.
I have seen the advances that man has made through internet, and I have seen the failures of it. In light of these failures that are far greater than its advances, I see no hope for the future of mankind in telecommunications. Therefore, I write my last Facebook status update before I commit technosuicide.
by [J.M.] January 2, 2011
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This person may be your mom, grandpa, professor, 50+ co-worker, etc. They monopolize large amounts of your time by asking you to fix something they have broken or asking you to explain simple concepts to them for the umpteenth time. Often, the vary devices that dumbfound them have been specifically made so that a small child can easily operate them, yet the Technosaur is unable.
This person may be your mom, grandpa, professor, 50+ co-worker, etc. They monopolize large amounts of your time by asking you to fix something they have broken or asking you to explain simple concepts to them for the umpteenth time. Often, the vary devices that dumbfound them have been specifically made so that a small child can easily operate them, yet the Technosaur is unable.
- Wow...when did Bob become such a Technosaur, that was the third time this week he's asked me how to work his email.
- My mom is the Tyrannosaurus Rex of Technosaurs, yesterday I caught her trying to put a roll of film into my digital camera.
- My mom is the Tyrannosaurus Rex of Technosaurs, yesterday I caught her trying to put a roll of film into my digital camera.
by A2theDizee May 13, 2009
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X: "How was the date with Nathan?"
Y: "Awful... the moron stayed glued to his cellphone all the time, even making out."
X: "What a lousy technoslave!"
Y: "Awful... the moron stayed glued to his cellphone all the time, even making out."
X: "What a lousy technoslave!"
by rperazag June 29, 2010
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