swaffer

Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against something than actually harden up and do it

Stop being such a swaffer and ask her out already

by YourFavouriteVan May 13, 2022

Swaffelenbak

The process of going from door to door with a group of top-heavy-penissed individuals to swaffle unaware dooropeners.

Damn kids with your swaffelenbak! I hope my letterbox gives you herpes!

by Skatezofre June 2, 2008

swaffed

To get drunk and still maintain a friendly, playfully boisterous nature.

Dude, Travis is totally swaffed!

by robby22 January 5, 2006

snaifend

A type of stipend in which an individual is granted a specific amount of money (however meager) for the purpose of attending a teacher training workshop. A snaifend involves a conflict between the provider of the money and the receiver. It may also involve the receiver lying about how much he has or will spend on taxi fare and this may or may not result in a fistfight.

A snaifend may also be used to buy a month's worth of groceries. This requires a trip to Three Flags and will more than likely result in the individual missing out on one or more days of workshop.

Snaifends have various other uses, foremost of which is the chupaton. Individuals have been known to pool their snaifend proceedings to finance this drinking marathon.

Did you collect your snaifend already?

by jmart999 July 9, 2011

Swainer

When one shows their face, bung hole, clitoris, and tiddies in one picture.

Timmy: How are things with you and Emily?

John: Not to badly, she even sent me a picture of her Swainer!

Timmy: Nice :)

by SylDuguay June 17, 2017

swaine

a red killing sweater that will possess you. an oc made by mallek. a song was written about him by jacob satoriaus.

“i am dressed as swaine” - mallek

by the velma stans July 27, 2021

swaffelen

To slam ones dick - often repeatedly - against the Taj Mahal.

The dutch student was suspended after posting a video of him swaffelen. the infamy made swaffelen the word of the year in 2008 in both the Netherlands and Belgium.

by PB&J112915 February 28, 2017