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Stressgasm

0. An experience as intense as an orgasm except very unpleasant. Typically induced by the recognition of bullshit coming from others such as bosses, annoying siblings or teachers that have it out for you. Tensing of the muscles and shouts cuss words and swinging fists are not uncommon.

1. A physical state characterized by rapid heart beat, massive pupils and the unrelenting inhalation of air into the lungs. Followed by the screaming of profanities at the top of your lungs. Often referred to as "going" rather than coming.

2. A stressgasm when a body can no longer contain how annoyed you are with your job, school, or significant other and your head explodes filling the room with half cooked brain matter and boiling hot blood.

3. The point in which a person experiences the highest amount of stress physiologically possible. Typically, from teacher that has it out for you in class.

4. The uncontrollable desire to smoke a cigarette, and destroy the place where you are while urinating and defecating at the same time (Normally occurs at places of employment). Not to be confused with how you felt when your favorite football team got kicked out of the playoffs.
Jim's gf: "blah blah blah blah blah"
Jim: BOOM! (Head exploding from stressgasm).

Bryan's boss: *nag nag nag*
Bryan: "That's it stop doing it, I'm going, I'M GOING"
Bryan's boss: *nag nag nag*
Bryan: "OH SHIT!! I'M GOING! I'M GOING!
Bryan: *sigh* I haven't had a stressgasm that intense in years.
by BlackSpray June 13, 2015
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Stressball

Someone who is so stressed out that they want to crawl into the fetal position and cry for their mama.
With all these shinanigans happening I am going to turn into a stressball.

Or She looks like a stressball!
by KelsoMcBeaverEater June 12, 2010
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stresspass

To transfer stress or pain to somebody without that person's consent.
"Dude, I know you hate your job, but I don't wanna hear about it anymore. You are totally stresspassing!"
by Jaydotnet April 9, 2007
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stresscation

a vacation you are forced to go on that usually ends up being more stressful than your everyday life
That time I stayed at Aunt Marge's house for Thanksgiving was a total stresscation.
by WurdSkollar October 20, 2010
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stressmare

A stressful dream that is not quite a nightmare
“I had a stressmare last night. Nothing went right no matter how hard I tried”
by Fatigue October 25, 2020
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DIY Stressball

Something you will spend hours watching other people make on YouTube, but will never actually make yourself.
I really want a DIY Stressball, but it's a lot of effort to make.
by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016
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stressbaker

Someone who cooks or bakes to relieve stress.
So you baked a double batch of brownies because you're worried about your audition results? Wow, you're such a stressbaker!
by batski January 2, 2011
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