0. An experience as intense as an orgasm except very unpleasant. Typically induced by the recognition of bullshit coming from others such as bosses, annoying siblings or teachers that have it out for you. Tensing of the muscles and shouts cuss words and swinging fists are not uncommon.
1. A physical state characterized by rapid heart beat, massive pupils and the unrelenting inhalation of air into the lungs. Followed by the screaming of profanities at the top of your lungs. Often referred to as "going" rather than coming.
2. A stressgasm when a body can no longer contain how annoyed you are with your job, school, or significant other and your head explodes filling the room with half cooked brain matter and boiling hot blood.
3. The point in which a person experiences the highest amount of stress physiologically possible. Typically, from teacher that has it out for you in class.
4. The uncontrollable desire to smoke a cigarette, and destroy the place where you are while urinating and defecating at the same time (Normally occurs at places of employment). Not to be confused with how you felt when your favorite football team got kicked out of the playoffs.
1. A physical state characterized by rapid heart beat, massive pupils and the unrelenting inhalation of air into the lungs. Followed by the screaming of profanities at the top of your lungs. Often referred to as "going" rather than coming.
2. A stressgasm when a body can no longer contain how annoyed you are with your job, school, or significant other and your head explodes filling the room with half cooked brain matter and boiling hot blood.
3. The point in which a person experiences the highest amount of stress physiologically possible. Typically, from teacher that has it out for you in class.
4. The uncontrollable desire to smoke a cigarette, and destroy the place where you are while urinating and defecating at the same time (Normally occurs at places of employment). Not to be confused with how you felt when your favorite football team got kicked out of the playoffs.
Jim's gf: "blah blah blah blah blah"
Jim: BOOM! (Head exploding from stressgasm).
Bryan's boss: *nag nag nag*
Bryan: "That's it stop doing it, I'm going, I'M GOING"
Bryan's boss: *nag nag nag*
Bryan: "OH SHIT!! I'M GOING! I'M GOING!
Bryan: *sigh* I haven't had a stressgasm that intense in years.
Jim: BOOM! (Head exploding from stressgasm).
Bryan's boss: *nag nag nag*
Bryan: "That's it stop doing it, I'm going, I'M GOING"
Bryan's boss: *nag nag nag*
Bryan: "OH SHIT!! I'M GOING! I'M GOING!
Bryan: *sigh* I haven't had a stressgasm that intense in years.
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