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StressPass 

When someone is worrying about something that they shouldn't be even thinking about.
Allie was worried about knowing all the words to the Lord's Prayer, But Alivia told her not to stresspass!
StressPass by Rep69 April 11, 2020

Stressmas 

A winter season holiday that begins around the end of November, and culminates on December 25. The total level of stress accumulates exponentially the closer one gets to the 25th, and continues to linger above a background level at least until the end of January. As the financial, bad weather, health, and family stress cycles peak around the 25th of December, people celebrate by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and engaging in gluttonous behavior. Stressmas is also noted for its especially annoying music that plays on every radio stationan shopping center PA system, further exacerbating the stressful situation by creating a trigger that turns one violent and belligerent. Marked by long shopping lines and traffic for no reason, one cannot avoid celebrating Stressmas. Those with exes, inlaws, and children tend to celebrate Stressmas more faithfully than single people.
Merry Stressmas!
Stressmas by Freddy Ferno December 18, 2010

Stressgasm 

0. An experience as intense as an orgasm except very unpleasant. Typically induced by the recognition of bullshit coming from others such as bosses, annoying siblings or teachers that have it out for you. Tensing of the muscles and shouts cuss words and swinging fists are not uncommon.

1. A physical state characterized by rapid heart beat, massive pupils and the unrelenting inhalation of air into the lungs. Followed by the screaming of profanities at the top of your lungs. Often referred to as "going" rather than coming.

2. A stressgasm when a body can no longer contain how annoyed you are with your job, school, or significant other and your head explodes filling the room with half cooked brain matter and boiling hot blood.

3. The point in which a person experiences the highest amount of stress physiologically possible. Typically, from teacher that has it out for you in class.

4. The uncontrollable desire to smoke a cigarette, and destroy the place where you are while urinating and defecating at the same time (Normally occurs at places of employment). Not to be confused with how you felt when your favorite football team got kicked out of the playoffs.
Jim's gf: "blah blah blah blah blah"
Jim: BOOM! (Head exploding from stressgasm).

Bryan's boss: *nag nag nag*
Bryan: "That's it stop doing it, I'm going, I'M GOING"
Bryan's boss: *nag nag nag*
Bryan: "OH SHIT!! I'M GOING! I'M GOING!
Bryan: *sigh* I haven't had a stressgasm that intense in years.
Stressgasm by BlackSpray June 13, 2015

southern tresspass 

'Southern Tresspass' is when you go from vaginal sex(Doggy-Style) to anal without consent or warning. Also referred to as 'Flipper-Style' uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh
We were doing it and I gave her the southern tresspass. She was pissed...

STRESSPLOSION 

being so stressed you literally explode covering the blast radius with molten crazy and shattered dreams.
Doctor: The diagnosis isn't good.
Relative: what seems to be the problem?
Doctor: Your friend suffered from a level 4 STRESSPLOSION. His shattered dreams may leak into the air vents, we have to seal the room.
Relative: Damn that sucks.
STRESSPLOSION by InferiorYodel December 5, 2012

streetpassplaza 

streetpassplaza Is a pokemon tiktoker with a very true bio. legend has it that they think steven stone is hot.
“ streetpassplaza is my favourite mutual
yeah same