Stats

An abbreviation for statistic. If you dont already know what it is then your either stupid or your waiting for me to say somthing funny... Nope not gonna happen...

48% of all stats are made up on the spot.

by Statnerd September 11, 2010

stats

used to describe a situation, or appearance

Dude did you see his guitar solo? GNAR STATS!

Check out that rednecks hair. Mullet stats, fer sure bro.

by rachhh November 21, 2007

stats queen

A stats queen is someone who cares too much about their stats score (ie: win/loss ratio) at the expense of the enjoyment of a multiplayer competitive game. These people would frequently create a dozen dummy accounts to practice their skills/strategy so their actual account looks more 'gosu' and it is therefore not a true reflection of their playing ability. These people often deliberately kick people who are better then them and selectively choose to play against less experienced opponents. They get in to nerd rage, if they're on the losing team and will beg like a pussy for an allied victory (e.g starcraft 3v3 game).

"wait don't kill me, Allied victory me!"
me - "why should I?"
"I don't want a bad record otherwise it will look bad in front of my clan mates"
me - "L0L you stats queen"

by casualstarcraftplayer November 15, 2009

Stats nerd

A guy who needs to know something like 100% of rape is committed by males.

Stats nerd-Im trying to prove my theory that females are more righteous, so 100% of rape is committed by males?
Numbers guy-Yea it turns out all rape is committed by males, what that has to do righteousness of the males who do not rape or the two sexes doesn't seem as proven as the well known belief that males do think about sex every 8 seconds, somewhat involuntarily, all day long (all day including all hours of night).

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2018

Stats geek

Someone who thinks everyone should think in terms of statistics about everything, instead of thinking for themselves about all sides of it.

The stats geek was mad about people not thinking the way he/she did, or wanting what he/she wanted.

by Solid Mantis June 14, 2020

stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.

Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark

by buttfingerer September 18, 2025

PKA stats

Synthesized information for the purpose of making a point or furthering an argument.

Matt: No way 1 out of 10 cops kills an innocent man every day.
Jordie: Fine, those were just pka stats. They really are evil though.

by The Rape Squad Killa May 19, 2014